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Okay, Tim, the tortoise
is officially 100 years old!

2
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All his friends are dead.

3
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[all singing]
Happy birthday to you.

4
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Birthday boy's a little shy.

5
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[all singing]
Happy birthday to you.

6
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I wouldn't come out
for a lettuce cake either.

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[all singing]
Happy birthday, dear Tim.

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Happy birthday to...

9
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Tim?

10
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[Patel] Tim?

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[crowd murmuring]

12
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Well, I'm gonna call it.

13
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Time of death...

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mid-afternoon.

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*[crowd groans]

16
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Here lies Tim.

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- He was a noble tortoise.
- Yeah.

18
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He liked lettuce and
looked like a rock, and...

19
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I got nothing. Did anyone know
Tim particularly well?

20
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I could do a poem or something.

21
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- He lives!
- Hey!

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[crowd cheers]

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- [Patel] Classic!
- A roller coaster of emotion!

24
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[all singing] And many more!

25
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Not that many more, probably.

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? [vocalizing] ?

27
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Hey, quick question
for the group.

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Can anyone think of a time
when I treated Shred differently

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than anybody else in the office?

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Uh, maybe the millions of times

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that you put your tongue in
his mouth in the storage closet?

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No, I'm-I'm talking more
unethical conduct, like...

33
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raises, promotions, time off.

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I find baby talk unethical.

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Oh! Fwankie's cwanky.

36
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I only ask because in a couple
of days, our HR rep, Rhonda,

37
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is going to interview us
to make sure I didn't show Shred

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any preferential treatment.

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You seem pretty casual,
considering this HR lady

40
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decides whether or not
to fire your ass.

41
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Actually, Bettany's been
teaching me

42
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a neat way to stay calm.

43
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Octagon breathing, it's twice
as effective as box breathing.

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You take a breath with
each side of the octagon

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as you trace its shape.

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[both inhaling and exhaling]

47
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It works because my body thinks
it's sprinting to safety.

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You are not safe at all.
When I was on the force-

49
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[groaning]

50
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Ah- it's relevant.

51
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When I was on the force,
the guys in my unit took bribes.

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I wouldn't do it because I have
a little something called

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a moral compass.
So, they accused me

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of making false accusations and
I was not adequately prepared.

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[groaning]

56
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Wow, that's very
interesting, Frank.

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What happened next?

58
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I got fired!
And sentenced to a life

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of driving around with you,
numb nuts.

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Sometimes it's hard
to have your back, dude.

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I feel pretty ready, I mean,

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I scheduled these interviews
for when Templeton's getting

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his CPR certification,
which explains why he had

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that lady mannequin.

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So, he can't badmouth me.

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I mean, what else can I do?

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You need to wake up and
realize this is life and death.

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We need to treat this
as trial prep.

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Figure out how to answer
anything the HR rep will ask.

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I'm talking mock interviews,
coaching witnesses,

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and as the only one who
has actually been through

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this process, I nominate myself
as mock interrogator

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and I humbly accept.

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Okay. Yeah, I'll try it.

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I just hope this isn't
a Frank power trip thing.

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[Frank]
Of course not.

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But I will be taking over
the multipurpose room,

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so notify the dogs
their vaccinations will be

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taking place another day.

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Why do you look like you're
going Christmas caroling?

81
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Maya's friend Isha
gave it to me.

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She started this closet
organizing business.

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So, Maya hired her to come by
the house and declutter

84
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while they're outta town.

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She noticed I don't have
a white cable knit sweater.

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And... voil�!

87
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Hmm. It really draws a lot
of attention to your face.

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Thank you...

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Oh...

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That looks great on you.

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Say hello to my little sweater!

92
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It's Pacino from
a YouTube compilation.

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[laughing] I can't. Stop!

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You liked that?

95
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I know we've had a lot of fun
looking at shoe organizers,

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Mm-hm.

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but it's time
to make a decision.

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- Oh, boy.
- The Wesley or the Tommen?

99
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Tommen. It's not even close.

100
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I knew it. We are simpatico!

101
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Isn't Amit the best?

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- Him?
- Hoo-ahh!

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- Oh!
- Serpico.

104
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[laughing] I can't with you!

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If you're robbing the precinct,

106
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you're being way too obvious
about it.

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I'm setting up
my interrogation station.

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I need to familiarize myself
with all the ammo

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the HR rep might use
against us.

110
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Okay, just be careful,
'cause I file everything

111
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with a very meticulous-

112
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All right.

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- I got it.
- Never mind.

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Can you get that box?

115
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Doesn't it stress you out
that Frank's gonna rifle

116
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through your stuff?

117
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Oh, not really, it's mostly
just boring paperwork and stuff.

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Except the bottom drawer
is my personal things,

119
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but it's really just
my neck pillow.

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And theTwilight
fan fiction book you wrote.

121
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I beg your pardon?

122
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Why would you put
Blood Moonin there?

123
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I gave that to you
in confidence.

124
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I took it home, um,
but it's very dense,

125
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um, so I brought it back
to finish it on my lunch breaks.

126
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And I'm going to,
but it's-it's very, um... long.

127
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I don't think you understand.
If Frank finds that,

128
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he has 300 pages of werewolf
erotica to make fun of me with.

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Feels longer.

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All right, listen up, everyone.

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Despite the name,

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a mock interview
is nothing to laugh at.

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When I call you,
come to the multipurpose room

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having emptied your bladders
and steeled your nerves.

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Shred, you're first up.

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I'm full of the truth,

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so squeeze me
like a lemon, brother.

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It's 11:14 AM.

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The weather is fair,
but a storm is coming.

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This is Frank Shaw
questioning the first witness.

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- What's your name?
- Shred Taylor.

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- First day of employment?
- November 1st, 2023.

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How long have you been involved
with Emily Price?

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Six beautiful months.

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You just lied three times.

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Your legal name is Fred Taylor.

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You started on November 15th
and you've been involved

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with Emily since the moment
you laid eyes on that dork.

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Well, I think my recall
is pretty good for a guy

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that's had eight concussions.

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Once you've proven yourself
a liar,

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they won't believe anything
you say.

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And next thing you know,
they'll be asking for your gun

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and badge and telling your
old man that his kid's a rat.

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Do you need a minute, buddy?

156
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No! Don't change the subject.

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Now buckle up,
because I'm gonna be

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as thorough as a lice comb.

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At what point were you aware

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that Shred and Emily
were in a relationship?

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When they got caught
sucking face at the ACOOTYs.

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Now, let me ask you a question.

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Is there anything funny
about Patel's Pacino impression?

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I'm asking the questions.

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And let the record show
there is not.

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According to Emily's
citizen complaint log,

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you've been caught without
proper identification

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on no less than 17 calls.

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[scoffs] Okay,
I can explain this.

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When Maya travels,

171
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she uses my badge to get
through TSA super quick.

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That's so blatantly illegal.

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I can't believe
you disclosed it.

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Congrats on being
our most honest witness.

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You talkin' to me?

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Unfortunately, yes.
And that's a De Niro quote.

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Like myself, you uncovered
Shred and Emily's

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relationship early on.

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- I knew first.
- Wrong.

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I knew he like-liked her
since his first day on the job.

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I will ask you one more time!

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Did you ever witness
Supervisor Emily Price

183
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show preferential
treatment to Officer Taylor?

184
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- No.
- No.

185
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- No...
- No.

186
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Great, well, that oughta do it.

187
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Come on, you can buy me lunch.

188
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You know what makes
me suspicious?

189
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Nothing being suspicious.

190
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I gotta get into the files.
Deep dive.

191
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Wait a s- wait.

192
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I think I do remember
a time that Emily

193
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might have favored Shred.

194
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She let him skip
cat bath Wednesdays.

195
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Yeah, he hates
cat bath Wednesdays.

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I mean, we all do,
but he always tries to

197
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wriggle out of it,
like the cats.

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I think I've got it.

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Ooh!

200
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Looks like everyone's prepped
and ready for their interview.

201
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Everybody is.

202
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Except for you.

203
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What are you talking about?

204
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I gotta be honest.

205
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Part of today was about me
playing cop one more time.

206
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But damn it, if I don't
still got it.

207
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I found the smoking gun.

208
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It's got your fingerprints
all over it.

209
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[sucking in air]

210
00:08:03,249 --> 00:08:04,299
?

211
00:08:04,517 --> 00:08:07,721
Why do Shred's timecards say
that he arrived at work at 8:30,

212
00:08:07,722 --> 00:08:10,055
when Victoria confirmed
that he didn't get there

213
00:08:10,056 --> 00:08:11,591
till noon that day?

214
00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,259
[Emily] Um...

215
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Oh, I...

216
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I did fill this in for him,
but only because he was

217
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running an errand
for the precinct.

218
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Off site.
Totally above board.

219
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Well, what was the errand?

220
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I'd rather not say.

221
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Where was he, Emily?!

222
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Where was your boy toy?!

223
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- Oww!
- Are you okay?

224
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I've been hitting
the table a lot.

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Just tell me the truth.

226
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Ugh. Fine, fine.
Um, he was...

227
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picking up, you know,
our softball jerseys.

228
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What?

229
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He was picking up
our softball jerseys, okay?

230
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The precinct hasn't had
a softball team

231
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since we disbanded it
two years ago.

232
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No, Frank.

233
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I'm sorry, but we do still
have a team.

234
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A secret one.

235
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Oh, you got a secret
softball team

236
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without your star player
who's got the arm

237
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of a Greek god?
I don't believe you.

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You got real jerseys,
not just T-shirts?

239
00:09:00,573 --> 00:09:02,208
[Frank] The Silly Billies.

240
00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:04,077
And the pants.

241
00:09:05,578 --> 00:09:06,646
Pants.

242
00:09:06,780 --> 00:09:08,682
[Frank] You liars!

243
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Liar. Liar. Liar.

244
00:09:12,485 --> 00:09:13,575
- Wait, what?
- What?

245
00:09:13,576 --> 00:09:14,520
I thought we passed.

246
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Frank, I can't go back
in there, okay?

247
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I finally just stopped shaking.

248
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I know about the Silly Billies.

249
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[all groan]

250
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And terrible name,
by the way.

251
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It doesn't instill fear at all.

252
00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,365
Hey, my son came up
with that name!

253
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Hold on,
Daisy's on the team?

254
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Sorry, guys, he started asking
lots of questions about

255
00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:31,670
the day Shred picked up
our new jerseys.

256
00:09:31,671 --> 00:09:33,241
- Aw, we got new jerseys?
- Yeah.

257
00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,809
I'm the only one
the opposing team insisted on

258
00:09:35,810 --> 00:09:37,910
taking a performance
enhancing drug test.

259
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:38,811
I'm your best player!

260
00:09:38,812 --> 00:09:40,779
You definitely look like
you should be.

261
00:09:40,780 --> 00:09:42,448
Uh, you know, you're up there
with your little hat

262
00:09:42,449 --> 00:09:44,817
and your big, strong muscles,
but you do this funny thing

263
00:09:44,818 --> 00:09:46,819
when the pressure's on
and it counts the most, you-

264
00:09:46,820 --> 00:09:48,150
- What?
- How do I put this?

265
00:09:48,254 --> 00:09:50,256
You're a strikeout machine.

266
00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,225
- Yes.
- Name one time.

267
00:09:52,359 --> 00:09:53,793
[talking over each other]

268
00:09:53,794 --> 00:09:55,627
There was that time
with the fifth graders

269
00:09:55,628 --> 00:09:56,829
when our opponents
were no-shows.

270
00:09:56,830 --> 00:09:58,063
She was throwing spitters!

271
00:09:58,064 --> 00:09:59,798
She had Vaseline
all over her hat!

272
00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,449
You threw a tantrum,
yelled at an 11-year-old girl,

273
00:10:02,450 --> 00:10:04,937
then spent the entire post-game
pizza party bumming us out

274
00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,078
with your lame excuses.

275
00:10:06,079 --> 00:10:07,840
You also only eat
dry Caesar salad,

276
00:10:07,841 --> 00:10:09,008
which is a different
kind of bummer.

277
00:10:09,009 --> 00:10:11,577
So when the game is on the line,
you would rather go with,

278
00:10:11,578 --> 00:10:13,246
oh, I don't know, Emily?

279
00:10:13,380 --> 00:10:15,015
Please. I'm the bunt queen.

280
00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:16,198
But you know

281
00:10:16,199 --> 00:10:17,683
what's really unbelievable?

282
00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,185
Is that you're doing this to me.

283
00:10:19,319 --> 00:10:20,369
A survivor.

284
00:10:20,420 --> 00:10:21,821
[talking over each other]

285
00:10:21,955 --> 00:10:23,990
That is what I am, a survivor.

286
00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:26,259
I survived being
kicked off the force

287
00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:30,163
only to suffer the indignity
and humiliation again.

288
00:10:30,296 --> 00:10:31,346
Double survivor.

289
00:10:31,347 --> 00:10:32,731
Watch out,
he's gonna storm off.

290
00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:33,933
Storm? Nah.

291
00:10:34,067 --> 00:10:35,935
I am a category five hurricane.

292
00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:38,938
And you are all
low-lying coastal areas.

293
00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:42,917
[Patel] What's this
basket thing?

294
00:10:43,476 --> 00:10:44,526
A hamper.

295
00:10:44,527 --> 00:10:45,844
For your dirty clothes.

296
00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,846
I usually just throw
my clothes on the treadmill

297
00:10:47,847 --> 00:10:49,015
and they show up clean.

298
00:10:49,149 --> 00:10:50,199
[laughing]

299
00:10:50,200 --> 00:10:51,250
[Isha] Stop!

300
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,985
If we're all set here,
I'm going to head to

301
00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:55,576
the Container Store
and get those hangers we chose.

302
00:10:55,588 --> 00:10:57,223
Grab a couple of these hampers.

303
00:10:57,357 --> 00:10:59,192
Oh! [laughs] I might.

304
00:11:00,860 --> 00:11:02,395
Ah... I don't get it.

305
00:11:02,396 --> 00:11:05,264
She is laughing at your jokes.
Is she simple or something?

306
00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:08,001
She's got a lot going on. Okay?
Small business owner.

307
00:11:08,134 --> 00:11:09,634
Just left an unhappy marriage.

308
00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:12,238
Ah... divorced. That's it.

309
00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:13,422
She's hitting on you.

310
00:11:13,606 --> 00:11:14,908
No!

311
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,476
You think?

312
00:11:16,477 --> 00:11:17,876
No.

313
00:11:17,877 --> 00:11:19,379
Take it from a fellow divorc�e.

314
00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:22,222
We are out there on the prowl
trying to get connection

315
00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,429
anywhere we can get it.

316
00:11:23,516 --> 00:11:24,596
And I do mean anywhere.

317
00:11:24,617 --> 00:11:26,353
Oh, my God, you're right.

318
00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,388
It makes perfect sense.

319
00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:29,571
Since Maya left,

320
00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:32,425
these women have been crawling
out of the woodwork.

321
00:11:32,559 --> 00:11:34,969
I mean, she's the first one,
but... they're coming.

322
00:11:34,970 --> 00:11:36,929
Okay, well, you need to shut
this down.

323
00:11:36,930 --> 00:11:39,100
- I know, I'm gonna talk to-
- [phone pings]

324
00:11:40,400 --> 00:11:42,102
[chuckles] That's funny.

325
00:11:42,103 --> 00:11:43,068
- Isha-
- Patel!

326
00:11:43,069 --> 00:11:44,404
I know. I'm shutting it down.

327
00:11:46,606 --> 00:11:47,841
[Emily] Frank?

328
00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,425
Have you seen Frank?

329
00:11:49,426 --> 00:11:51,677
He's just totally abandoned
my interview prep.

330
00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:52,879
Uh... not sure.

331
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:55,548
He mumbled something
about needing pine tar.

332
00:11:55,682 --> 00:11:56,983
[gasps] Yes!

333
00:11:58,385 --> 00:11:59,435
Still got it.

334
00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:00,602
Mm-hmm...

335
00:12:00,653 --> 00:12:02,756
Oh, thank God. Aaah!

336
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:04,858
And...

337
00:12:05,692 --> 00:12:08,094
- Volume two.
- Yay...

338
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:11,631
Wait, why are you so obsessed
with Frank finding your book?

339
00:12:11,632 --> 00:12:13,799
I mean, he only reads
male authors anyway.

340
00:12:13,800 --> 00:12:16,201
Well, there's this character
called Shadowkeep.

341
00:12:16,202 --> 00:12:18,571
Oh, the man-cougar
who's in every sex scene?

342
00:12:18,705 --> 00:12:20,674
- Spicy stuff, by the way.
- Thank you.

343
00:12:20,675 --> 00:12:22,508
There's a chance that
Frank might think

344
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,575
Shadowkeep is based on him.

345
00:12:23,576 --> 00:12:24,743
Really? I guess
that makes sense.

346
00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:27,574
He is the ripped village elder
with a well-groomed mane.

347
00:12:27,575 --> 00:12:29,081
Wait, did you base him
on Frank?

348
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:30,583
No! Of course not. Ew.

349
00:12:30,717 --> 00:12:34,688
That's good, 'cause you go into
detail describing his loins.

350
00:12:34,689 --> 00:12:36,255
Yeah, but you know what
Frank's like.

351
00:12:36,256 --> 00:12:38,557
He's an egomaniac, he will make
everything about himself.

352
00:12:38,558 --> 00:12:39,726
[Frank] Attention!

353
00:12:39,727 --> 00:12:41,960
It is time to restore
my reputation as a man

354
00:12:41,961 --> 00:12:43,163
and an athlete.

355
00:12:43,164 --> 00:12:44,296
Seriously?

356
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,998
Well, look, I'm sorry
about the softball team,

357
00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,100
but I have an investigation
you promised to help me with.

358
00:12:48,101 --> 00:12:49,469
- Three pitches.
- What?

359
00:12:49,470 --> 00:12:50,803
Three pitches
in the parking lot,

360
00:12:50,804 --> 00:12:53,072
and I guarantee at least one
of them will be a home run.

361
00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:54,763
If I succeed,
I'll be reinstated

362
00:12:54,764 --> 00:12:56,008
back onto the Silly Billies.

363
00:12:56,009 --> 00:12:57,077
I could get fired.

364
00:12:57,210 --> 00:12:59,312
Everyone! To the parking lot!

365
00:12:59,746 --> 00:13:01,281
Uh... no.

366
00:13:01,414 --> 00:13:04,484
What about my investigation?
We have to prep, Frank.

367
00:13:05,485 --> 00:13:08,588
Somebody call 911
'cause Frank's about to choke.

368
00:13:08,722 --> 00:13:11,324
Yeah, keep chirpin'.
I live for this.

369
00:13:13,693 --> 00:13:15,328
Strike one. I'm sorry.

370
00:13:15,329 --> 00:13:16,595
I just wanted to see one.

371
00:13:16,596 --> 00:13:17,796
Then why you swing at it?

372
00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:18,881
Shut up!

373
00:13:19,265 --> 00:13:20,765
Am I interrupting work stuff?

374
00:13:20,766 --> 00:13:22,134
I can just leave
these on your desk.

375
00:13:22,135 --> 00:13:24,137
Sure. Actually...
do you have a second?

376
00:13:24,138 --> 00:13:25,671
I need to talk to you
about something.

377
00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:28,742
Ah, I know I went over budget
with the wood hangers,

378
00:13:28,875 --> 00:13:31,611
but a classic man
deserves a classic setup.

379
00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:33,705
Let me convince you over dinner.

380
00:13:34,014 --> 00:13:35,348
I don't think so.

381
00:13:35,482 --> 00:13:36,616
Korean barbecue?

382
00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,380
You told me Maya
doesn't like it.

383
00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,915
She says I'm too impatient
to fully cook the meats.

384
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,522
I'll pick you up here at 6:00.

385
00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:44,190
I... I don't know.

386
00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:45,374
My treat.

387
00:13:45,392 --> 00:13:46,493
For my best client.

388
00:13:46,626 --> 00:13:48,126
You're really twisting my arm.

389
00:13:48,862 --> 00:13:50,096
Okay, fine. I'll do it.

390
00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:51,280
Great.

391
00:13:54,200 --> 00:13:56,403
I'm calling it.
Smoothie shop rooftop.

392
00:13:56,404 --> 00:13:58,771
You're making this harder
than it needs to be, man.

393
00:13:58,772 --> 00:13:59,822
Bring it.

394
00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,375
You're calm and you're safe.

395
00:14:06,685 --> 00:14:09,014
- Strike two.
- [Frank] Oh!

396
00:14:09,015 --> 00:14:11,150
So now we're counting
foul balls as strikes?

397
00:14:11,151 --> 00:14:13,485
Yeah. We're playing by the rules
that were established

398
00:14:13,486 --> 00:14:14,554
180 years ago.

399
00:14:14,688 --> 00:14:15,738
Zip it, Cannon!

400
00:14:15,739 --> 00:14:17,322
Are you freaking
joshing me, Frank?

401
00:14:17,323 --> 00:14:20,193
I mean, not only do you
abandon me when I needed you,

402
00:14:20,326 --> 00:14:22,195
but then you almost
decapitate us?

403
00:14:22,328 --> 00:14:25,832
I just had her centered
in a cool, cool seat.

404
00:14:25,833 --> 00:14:26,899
I'm glad you're all here.

405
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,500
I want as many eyes
on this as possible.

406
00:14:28,501 --> 00:14:30,069
Oh, yeah. No problem.
Can I actually...

407
00:14:30,070 --> 00:14:31,337
can I take a look at your hat?

408
00:14:31,338 --> 00:14:33,105
- [Emily grumbling]
- Hey! What are you doing?

409
00:14:33,106 --> 00:14:34,674
Stop it, stop it!

410
00:14:34,675 --> 00:14:35,841
What's going on here?

411
00:14:35,842 --> 00:14:37,310
- Stop!
- Rhonda!

412
00:14:37,844 --> 00:14:40,347
Why are you here right now?

413
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:43,049
I'm here to pick up some
documents for your HR case.

414
00:14:43,050 --> 00:14:45,217
But now I also have to get
statements from everyone

415
00:14:45,218 --> 00:14:46,920
about what I just witnessed.

416
00:14:46,921 --> 00:14:50,089
Rhonda, I'd also like
to file a claim

417
00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,025
about softball-related ageism.

418
00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:56,830
[Emily] So...
just had words with Rhonda.

419
00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:59,013
Thanks to my little moment
with the hat,

420
00:14:59,014 --> 00:15:01,500
uh, she's opening a second
investigation against me

421
00:15:01,501 --> 00:15:03,402
for creating a hostile
work environment.

422
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:05,205
What? But you wouldn't
hurt a fly.

423
00:15:05,206 --> 00:15:07,473
Literally. I've seen you take
them outside and free them.

424
00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:09,408
Don't worry, we'll do another
set of mock interviews

425
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,399
and we won't let them
or their facts win.

426
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,528
Oh, my gosh.

427
00:15:12,779 --> 00:15:15,982
Maybe I shouldn't be
reinstated because I am guilty

428
00:15:16,116 --> 00:15:19,119
of showing preferential
treatment... to you, Frank.

429
00:15:19,252 --> 00:15:20,754
Ooh! Today has everything.

430
00:15:20,755 --> 00:15:22,654
I mean, do you know how hard
I have to work

431
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,725
to protect your ego and cater
to your ridiculous demands?

432
00:15:25,726 --> 00:15:26,992
If I got special treatment,

433
00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,560
I wouldn't complain
as much as I do.

434
00:15:28,561 --> 00:15:30,851
Wh-wh-what about
your lumbar support chair

435
00:15:30,964 --> 00:15:32,966
that I had to special
order for you?

436
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:35,723
Or the fact that I keep
your birthday a secret

437
00:15:35,724 --> 00:15:37,269
so that no one
can celebrate it?

438
00:15:37,270 --> 00:15:39,005
It's March 17th, everybody!

439
00:15:39,139 --> 00:15:41,007
March 17th, 1990.

440
00:15:41,008 --> 00:15:43,709
I also gave you your own drawer
in the refrigerator.

441
00:15:43,710 --> 00:15:45,144
Yeah, that pissed me right off.

442
00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:47,855
And now, on the most stressful
day of my whole career,

443
00:15:47,856 --> 00:15:49,748
now you decide
to exercise some demons

444
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,016
from getting kicked off
the force.

445
00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,419
I just- ahh...

446
00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:55,622
You know what? I am gonna
prep for my interview alone.

447
00:16:00,026 --> 00:16:02,028
I mean, come on,
she's exaggerating.

448
00:16:02,562 --> 00:16:04,764
You know what?
Come on, Silly Billies.

449
00:16:04,898 --> 00:16:06,099
Emily needs her team.

450
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:07,534
Support on three.

451
00:16:07,667 --> 00:16:08,717
One, two, three...

452
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:09,818
[all] Support!

453
00:16:15,175 --> 00:16:16,576
So, how did Isha take it?

454
00:16:16,710 --> 00:16:19,720
It wasn't an easy conversation,
but I was straight with her.

455
00:16:19,946 --> 00:16:22,176
I'm married,
and it just doesn't feel right.

456
00:16:22,177 --> 00:16:24,016
Okay, seriously,
when are you gonna talk to her?

457
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,067
After dinner.

458
00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:27,286
I need grilled short rib and
one more night of validation.

459
00:16:27,287 --> 00:16:28,420
She's friends with Maya.

460
00:16:28,421 --> 00:16:29,855
She knows that this
is just platonic.

461
00:16:29,856 --> 00:16:32,792
Oh, well, do her yabbos know
that this is platonic?

462
00:16:33,059 --> 00:16:34,109
Oh, wow.

463
00:16:34,227 --> 00:16:35,929
Me and her, dinner,
with that...

464
00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,298
Dress. Okay, this isn't great.

465
00:16:38,631 --> 00:16:39,681
I should call Maya.

466
00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:40,849
Get ahead of this.

467
00:16:41,301 --> 00:16:43,203
Unless I'm being
too hard on myself.

468
00:16:43,204 --> 00:16:44,636
I mean, what
have I really done wrong?

469
00:16:44,637 --> 00:16:46,747
Everything, I've done
everything wrong.

470
00:16:47,907 --> 00:16:49,542
[call rings]

471
00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,544
Hey, babe.

472
00:16:51,545 --> 00:16:52,711
How's Mom?

473
00:16:52,712 --> 00:16:53,979
There's been a little setback.

474
00:16:53,980 --> 00:16:56,648
Oh, no. Hey, listen, there's
something I want you to know,

475
00:16:56,649 --> 00:16:58,585
and I wanted you
to hear it from me.

476
00:16:59,953 --> 00:17:02,122
Isha may be in love
with me.

477
00:17:03,089 --> 00:17:04,190
- What?
- I know.

478
00:17:04,191 --> 00:17:05,824
She's got it bad.
It's not her fault.

479
00:17:05,825 --> 00:17:06,875
I did my Pacino.

480
00:17:06,876 --> 00:17:07,993
Hold on, I'm adding Isha.

481
00:17:07,994 --> 00:17:10,062
What? Don't do that.
Why-why would you do that?

482
00:17:10,063 --> 00:17:11,564
Hey, Maya. What's up?

483
00:17:11,565 --> 00:17:12,564
Isha. Uh...

484
00:17:12,565 --> 00:17:15,135
Amit said you've
fallen in love with him.

485
00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,808
[both continue laughing]

486
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,849
[Isha] Did he say that?

487
00:17:23,850 --> 00:17:25,110
Yeah, you're in love with him.

488
00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:26,812
Hey, but you invited me
to dinner!

489
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:28,815
I told her to check in
on you.

490
00:17:28,816 --> 00:17:30,115
I know you've been lonely.

491
00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,818
I didn't completely
make this up.

492
00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:33,118
You got all dressed up for me.

493
00:17:33,119 --> 00:17:35,855
No. I got dressed up
for my boyfriend.

494
00:17:36,556 --> 00:17:37,606
What's up, Amit?

495
00:17:38,158 --> 00:17:40,293
Psyched for some
Korean barbecue?

496
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:42,862
My God, he's perfect.

497
00:17:42,996 --> 00:17:44,831
Yeah, she clearly has a type.

498
00:17:44,964 --> 00:17:46,132
You guys are like twins.

499
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,566
All right, this isn't necessary.

500
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:49,234
I was just trying
to be a good husband.

501
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:50,536
By going on a date
with my friend?

502
00:17:50,537 --> 00:17:52,772
Sweetie, I love you,
I really do.

503
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:55,308
Mom, you are never gonna
believe what Amit-

504
00:17:55,309 --> 00:17:59,311
You know, maybe you guys
just go on without me.

505
00:17:59,312 --> 00:18:00,613
I'm just feeling a little...

506
00:18:00,880 --> 00:18:02,215
Hoo-ahh...

507
00:18:04,617 --> 00:18:06,019
- Hi, Rhonda.
- Ahh!

508
00:18:06,020 --> 00:18:08,120
You're from Precinct 22,
aren't you?

509
00:18:08,121 --> 00:18:09,422
Yes, Officer Frank Shaw.

510
00:18:09,556 --> 00:18:11,791
Oh, and you do
the Elmcrest trail, too?

511
00:18:11,925 --> 00:18:13,360
I do, I love the...

512
00:18:13,626 --> 00:18:14,794
- Gradient.
- Oh.

513
00:18:14,795 --> 00:18:17,062
Look, I don't actually,
I followed you here.

514
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,564
Which I now realize
sounds creepy,

515
00:18:18,565 --> 00:18:20,299
but I wanted to talk
to you about Emily

516
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,667
and what happened yesterday.

517
00:18:21,668 --> 00:18:23,302
Well, then,
you'll have to keep up.

518
00:18:23,303 --> 00:18:24,771
I'm very athletic.

519
00:18:24,904 --> 00:18:27,173
Look, Emily is a great boss,

520
00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,742
and puts up with a lot
of nonsense from her employees,

521
00:18:29,743 --> 00:18:31,745
I would know.
I work with them, too.

522
00:18:31,878 --> 00:18:34,468
I'm sorry, I can't look past
workplace aggression.

523
00:18:34,469 --> 00:18:36,315
Listen, Rhonda,
when I was on the force...

524
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:37,366
[Rhonda groans]

525
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:40,787
Oh! I'm sorry that I got shot at
so you could feel safe

526
00:18:40,920 --> 00:18:41,970
walking in public.

527
00:18:41,971 --> 00:18:44,323
Look, when I was on the force,
my biggest mistake

528
00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:45,624
was that I had a moral compass.

529
00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:47,927
But Lady Time
wore me down, so...

530
00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,561
What if I gave you a name?

531
00:18:49,562 --> 00:18:51,964
Someone who did something
that'll make Emily's outburst

532
00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:52,931
look like small potatoes?

533
00:18:52,932 --> 00:18:55,000
What are we talking,
embezzlement, forgery?

534
00:18:55,001 --> 00:18:57,469
I hate to say it, but one of
my more oblivious coworkers

535
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:58,972
got mixed up with the feds.

536
00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,373
TSA.

537
00:19:00,707 --> 00:19:01,908
I'm still listening.

538
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,410
Oh, we're running again.

539
00:19:03,411 --> 00:19:06,345
Emily's interview
is taking forever.

540
00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,415
I wish I had a Bettany
to calm me down.

541
00:19:10,050 --> 00:19:11,117
[Patel] There she is.

542
00:19:11,251 --> 00:19:12,385
I think it's good news.

543
00:19:12,519 --> 00:19:14,569
Although I'm terrible
at reading women.

544
00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:16,872
Well...

545
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,006
- I nailed it.
- Yeah!

546
00:19:18,007 --> 00:19:20,225
I laid out an airtight case
that I didn't demonstrate

547
00:19:20,226 --> 00:19:21,660
any preferential
treatment to Shred.

548
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:23,495
And at the end,
she said, "Very good."

549
00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,330
And she didn't even
bring up the hat attack.

550
00:19:25,331 --> 00:19:26,900
Yes! High five! High five!

551
00:19:26,901 --> 00:19:29,468
I mean, the city's gonna make
their decision in two weeks,

552
00:19:29,469 --> 00:19:30,636
so we're not outta
the woods yet.

553
00:19:30,637 --> 00:19:33,347
But, you know, at least
we didn't set the woods on fire.

554
00:19:33,348 --> 00:19:35,240
- [Victoria] Yay! Okay.
- [cheering]

555
00:19:35,241 --> 00:19:36,509
Officer Patel.

556
00:19:36,910 --> 00:19:39,560
I have some questions
for you on a separate HR matter.

557
00:19:39,646 --> 00:19:41,448
Can you come with me, please?

558
00:19:42,749 --> 00:19:45,285
My God, I'm gonna
have to call Maya again.

559
00:19:46,820 --> 00:19:47,870
Hey.

560
00:19:48,621 --> 00:19:50,623
I heard you talked to Rhonda.

561
00:19:50,757 --> 00:19:53,293
Yeah, I ran into her
on one of my hikes.

562
00:19:53,426 --> 00:19:55,395
- She struggled to keep up.
- Mm-hmm.

563
00:19:55,528 --> 00:19:58,898
I also heard that you said
I was one of the best bosses

564
00:19:59,032 --> 00:20:00,266
you've ever had.

565
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,168
Well, I kinda
got you in trouble,

566
00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,304
so I felt a lie
was appropriate.

567
00:20:04,305 --> 00:20:05,537
Mm-hmm.

568
00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:07,540
I know I'm not
the easiest employee,

569
00:20:07,941 --> 00:20:11,177
and managing my genius
must be exhausting, so...

570
00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:13,880
I appreciate you giving me
the space to be...

571
00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:15,798
Me.

572
00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,185
So, there you go.

573
00:20:19,319 --> 00:20:20,787
Well, you're welcome.

574
00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,391
Hey.

575
00:20:25,158 --> 00:20:26,393
Get your bat.

576
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:29,929
All right, you get one pitch.
Are you ready?

577
00:20:30,063 --> 00:20:32,032
Bring me that meat, bunt queen.

578
00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:39,172
And that ball is outta here!

579
00:20:39,173 --> 00:20:40,673
- [smashing sound]
- [Emily] Oh!

580
00:20:40,674 --> 00:20:42,475
Who drives a red hatchback?

581
00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:44,044
I do. Why?

582
00:20:44,045 --> 00:20:47,046
Tell everyone I'm back
on the team!

583
00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:48,782
[car alarm wails]

584
00:20:52,585 --> 00:20:54,554
Can you pass the tail detangler?

585
00:20:54,888 --> 00:20:57,891
Oh, hey, you know who could
use a good detangling?

586
00:20:58,758 --> 00:20:59,959
Shadowkeep.

587
00:21:02,328 --> 00:21:03,630
[laughs] You're gonna-

588
00:21:03,763 --> 00:21:05,753
you're gonna be
so annoying about this.

589
00:21:05,765 --> 00:21:08,368
No, it's an honor
to have a character based on me.

590
00:21:08,369 --> 00:21:10,836
Although I would never go
on a quest to avenge my father.

591
00:21:10,837 --> 00:21:13,340
If anyone was based on you,
it would be Smitty,

592
00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:15,474
the village elder
who dies of dysentery.

593
00:21:15,475 --> 00:21:17,744
Oh, come on.
Shadowkeep's tall, he's clever.

594
00:21:17,877 --> 00:21:20,880
He protects the creatures
of the Rodanthian forest.

595
00:21:21,014 --> 00:21:25,251
"So virile, his bare feet make
flowers unfurl their petals."

596
00:21:25,652 --> 00:21:27,854
- It's beautiful.
- He also dyes his beard.

597
00:21:27,855 --> 00:21:29,988
But the night elves
pretend not to notice

598
00:21:29,989 --> 00:21:32,159
'cause they don't
wanna hurt his feelings.

599
00:21:32,826 --> 00:21:34,094
You can finish up here.

600
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:36,311
It's okay.
Shadowkeep has night vision.

601
00:21:36,312 --> 00:21:40,862
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